just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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