did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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