You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I am one with the molecules
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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