Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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