i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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