Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.