So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have already put on my inside pants.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.