Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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