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(805): View more from California

talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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(305): View more from Florida

best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting

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(770): View more from Georgia

i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.

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(707): View more from California

I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight

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(415): View more from California

Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point

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(989): View more from Michigan

Let's paint friendship bongs

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"

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