im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.