i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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