It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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