I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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