Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
