Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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