At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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