oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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