hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
