doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i out mim tonsoeep
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