i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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