I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
you never un-have a 4some
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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