there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
