Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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