she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I lost the right to judge tonight
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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