O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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