I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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