I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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