She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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