like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I supernannyed him into submission
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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