I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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