Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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