There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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