Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
