you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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