wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I'm really busy with my period
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