so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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