He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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