Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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