Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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