just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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