ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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