I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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