no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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