this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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