i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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