I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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