you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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