They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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