i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Are we still banned from the library?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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