Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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