420 ftw
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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