Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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