why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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