Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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