Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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